Christian Bale has no index finger on his left hand after he was advised to remove it by a very persuasive Spanish gentlemen.

Tyra Banks has an extensive collection of memorobilia from the wreckage of the Titanic after developing a compulsion to purchase sea treasures after waking from a terrific coma.

Adam Woodyatt went missing for three weeks in the summer of 1994 after he chased his shadow through the former Soviet Union, rendering filming his scenes in Eastenders "Tougher than usual".

Notorious Biggie Smalls died after the stresses of holding down a saturday job at Jessops became too much, causing him to spark East Coast vs West Coast violence(not forgetting brutish antagonistic gesturing/posturing) in what can only be described as one of the biggest and most elaborate suicides of the 20th century.

Arnold Schwarzenegger has no reflection, this makes him very self conscious.

Sporty Spice(Mel C) invented soul food. It was a mistake, like penicillin, post-it notes and the Battle Of Hastings.

Michael Jordan hates basketball, he says, and I quote, "It's totally for fags man".

Derren Brown does not exist. He escaped from the novel "Flowers From Algernon". There is no hope of getting him back there(People Have Tried). There is also no hope.

Gok Wan has seperated himself from time and whistfully meanders interdimensionally. After discovering how to make women feel comfortable enough to get their tits out he stumbled upon this new skill. He is simultaneously dead, alive and incredibly upset.

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