Seth Rogen cannot ride a bike due to a fear of saddles.

Kate Bosworths top 3 things of all time are as follows :

1. Fashion.
2. Acting.
3. Horrorpunk.

These were in no particular order.

Philip Seymour Hoffman carries a colony of ants he found when on one of his, now infamous, morning jaunts through the woods round in a cool bag. He has allocated them all names and character traits, all of which are negative, causing there to be some bad feeling flowing from his direction. When asked why he does this he responded flatly "Sometimes you just need thousands of something to hate".

Zooey Deschannel has no sense of direction, she thinks up is down, down is right and left an Island just off the coast of Scotland.

Christina Aguilera will regularly be found draping second hand curtains bought from local charity shops in to near by lakes, rivers, canals, oceans, puddles, ponds, streams and seas after she became concerned that water had an unhealthy propensity to "show a bit of skin".

The Ol' Dirty Bastard was a figment of everyone's imagination.

The Pope rides around in a bullet proof automobile not for fear of assassination but because since he was a lad he has been victim of aggressive sexual attention from neighbourhood cats. The level of attention, articulated by number of cats and manner of sexual advance, is, unfortunately for him given his chosen vocation, directly proportional to his holiness(how holy he is), this means all transport must be fortified.

Will Smith can often be found shirtless in accessible coastal towns shouting at the ocean, he is convinced it stole his National Insurance card.

Kate Moss finds it impossible to hear the word "Noodles", instead hearing a combination of dull mutterings and white noise. This results in suggested visits to Wagamamas to be greeted with scorn and hate filled disapproval.