Summary - American Pie takes a hysterical look at the goal of Jim, Oz, Kevin and Finch, four "unlucky in love" high school friends who make the ultimate pact: lose their virginity by prom night. As they try to manipulate their way into the...hearts of their classmates, their plans often backfire with hilarity.
Site back and follow the raging hormones of the boys and their girls as they gear up for the most important night of their lives...prom?
Review - This film is horseshit, these people don't exist. I know literally their characters don't exist, for this is a work of fiction but I have never met anyone like any of these school folk, this is ridiculous. I hate them all.
I would like to bring up foreheads. Foreheads was my overwhelming fixation throughout the entirety of this film. They've all got em, and boy do they want to show them. Only one character in this film has a fringe(Jim's Mother) and that includes ALL of the extras. Not one single fringe in an entire senior year of high school? That's not going to happen. That quote from Jerry Maguire goes "You had me at hello" well American Pie "YOU LOST ME AT ALL THE FUCKING FOREHEADS!".
Throw in the fact that Kevin is possible the worst character ever created in cinematic history and you have a cocktail I wish was explosive so it would end this 92 minute stream of misery in a way that I would not remember.
I'm going to watch the second one now, I'm pretty sure it is going to be exceptional.
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