Iron Man 2. That is a cinematic release I am hotly awaiting. I dont care much for the movie, I just want to look at Scarlett Johansson. I doubt I'll even listen to the film. Might just put on a rousing orchestral soundtrack in my headphones, something sweeping. I'll probably team that with buying some of those fake glasses you can get at primark, then I'll get some of that festive spray snow you can get and spray the edges of said fake lenses so it looks all hazy, then hopefully the affect will be one of having a day dream. Yes my dream sequence about wonderful Scarlett Johansson will incorperate robotic men having a few scrapes, but it's all abstract business my psyche anyway. Plus Vue cinemas starting to charge for me to have mild day fantasies is a bit much, I really didnt think this plan through.
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She is a wonder isnt she? I would take her to nandos. I'd even pay. Oh, I've got it. The ultimate accolade when it comes for dating girls at Nandos(Nandos is one of 3 places you can go on dates. 1. Nandos. 2. Spoons. 3.Cinema(That was in no particular order)), that I, Matt Boyle, for wonderful Scarlett Johansson I would HAPPILY get up and order the food. I'd do that. I would cast my shackles of personal discomfort to one side, and go and order the wonderful thing some kind of chicken based dish. I think I'd be ok with taking her to Spoons afterwards, get her liqoured up on wine or something that tastes like fruit, what ever ladies like these days. We'd get seperate busses home, but I'd wait til she got on hers before I got mine, one must be a gent in these times.
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She is like those really old cameras I see in charity shops that I never buy. Because I want one, they look amazing, but I have absolute no fucking clue what I'd do with it once I owned it. I'd probably use it to impress girls, the camera not the Scarlett Johansson, though quite a lot of girls seem to like her so they would be impressed if I had a Scarlett Johansson, but not impressed in the way I'd want at that particular moment. Of all the "cool" trinkets I adorn myself with to compensate for my face and my personality, I think having a Scarlett Johansson would be a bit too far.
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Matt Boyle.
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